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Out of the mouths of babes..

Posted in Kids, tagged , , on January 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

My son recently declared he is “100% evil.”  I don’t know where he got this, but the math doesn’t really add up.  If he were 100% evil, that would mean I, as his mother, was 50% evil at the most.  Depending on who you ask, this is not true – I’m either way under or [...]

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Who won?

Posted in Kids on August 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I told my son about a charity baseball game where the men dressed up as women – wigs, dresses, balloons, the whole works!  His only question to me was “Who won – big boobs or little boobs?”

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Bobisms and Johnnyisms

Posted in Kids, tagged , on June 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Every once in a while my son comes up with a gem. The other week it was “I can’t wait until I’m 21 so I can drink alcoholic drinks.” He does not have that tough of a life, believe me!  He went to to say, “I won’t drink and drive. I’ll drink wait for, oh [...]

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How do you say banana in monkey language?

Posted in Kids, tagged , on January 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

My six-year-old son is amazing and annoying in equal parts.  He talked to me for about a half hour about Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader, including the fact that Darth Vader has a Sith mark, which is how you know he’s evil.  He told me, in detail, how to play a game online about The [...]

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Raising my geek son up right!

Posted in Kids, tagged , , on December 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »

My son loves Darth Vader.  That seems obvious when you look at this picture.  What’s not so obvious is why.  He saw The Phantom Menace and loved little Anakin.  He has a totally different take on the character than I do.  I see a villain but he sees somebody who started out good.  I’m not [...]

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